Kicking, Screaming, Gucci Little Piggy

I don't have a pig nose. I swear!

Simpsons Quote Time!

"Bette Midler and I used to own a horse together...KRUDLER!" - Krusty the Klown

Death to the Woodpecker..

I hope the woodpecker that has been feasting on my house for the past week chokes on a wood chip and dies. Maybe I should try to capture it and shove it in a cage with my parrot. They can alternatively scream and rapidly peck each others brains out until the death.

I really hate research and literary analysis papers. HATE.

Finals are in one week, and I'm so ready for this semester to be over.